Name: Freshly Picked Cerulean
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Freshly Picked Cerulean

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
High Performance, High Fashion

INTRODUCING FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN.

"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!

THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING STYLE

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP

Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

5 NO CATCALLS

We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.